About

A life punctuated by crypto crashes. This is what I did between them.

Jun'11 to Apr'13

FarmVille Addiction

Credit Card fraud (used dad’s card to get Doodle Jump Premium)

“Internet money? whatever…”

Apr'13 to Jan‘15

In my hacker era (mastered html)

Gregarious teenager (partly responsible for Snapchat's viral growth)

“Let’s buy thi…holy shit, that’s a lot for some files on the internet!”

Jan‘15 to Feb‘18

In my fitness era (fat lad to skinny legend)

Creator of several hello world programs (JS and C++)

“So THIS is how you pay for illegal drugs online??”

Feb‘18 to Mar‘20

Cruising through my finance degree

Unnecessarily deep in Telegrams and ICO Medium posts

“…wait this cannot JUST be a dynamic linked list, can it??”

Mar‘20 to Jan‘22

Enterprise Sales at a Series B SaaS Startup

Got bored, started a YouTube channel (also edited for others)

* bought the dip *

Jan‘22 to Apr'24

Marketing, growth and community at rep3

Freelance Writer (threads, 101s, deep dives for startups, DAOs)

* stopped checking my portfolio *

Apr‘24 to present

* started checking my portfolio *

Shitcoinin on Sol

Marketing at Bebop